oscar uriqueta

1. simp of all simps

2. works the corner of new house st 9-5 tues-sat

Stop being such an Oscar Uriqueta dumb hoe

Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe

by currently2:29am June 13, 2020

Oscar Theory

When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.

Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024

oscar ahh

oscar the type of guy to have a definition

this oscar ahh meal

by motorspirit August 7, 2024

Oscar Oscar Foxtrot

This word is used if you want a more
Militaristic style of 'oof.'

Examples:

Person1:Goddammit i died in Call of Duty
Person2: Oscar Oscar Foxtrot

by Random military guy May 10, 2022

Oscar

A giga chad who is usually seen stripping girls down to nothing but their bra's and having unprotected sex with them all night. Usually Oscars are tall and skinny with little to no muscle mass, he sometimes seen playing video games with his homies who gave him the nick name "Quagmire" because he is always fucking all the girls.

Oscar is a sex addict.

by ehgs September 8, 2021

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 OSCARS

Shabnam’s new world record in 9 trillion years time.

Shabnam has over 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 OSCARS!
Wow, she definitely broke the world record for the most oscars.

by thecharacterwannie September 4, 2022

oscar

oscar can get VERY jealous at times he thinks he’s stoopid but actually juss lazy and fat as fuck and eats everything and he gets very excited easily when he’s teased he’s very ugly and the WORST kisser and i think he’s kinda gay but don’t wanna come out now oh and he’s the worst boyfriend ever and thinks he needs to spend money to fix it oh and he sucks and giving hickeys and teasing

oscar is the worst kisser

by joemomma557 December 19, 2019