parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).

My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.

by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020

Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.

"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."

by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011

Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.

by Eulalito May 13, 2018

Teeth-To-Nuts

To be render something completely useless.

Timmy pulled a Teeth-To-Nuts move by putting diesel in the gas engine.

by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023

yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Teeth

The move with a girl who had teeth on her vagina

Don't see that movie Teeth she bites this boy's dick off

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020