Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025

put the seat down

Close your trap

You need to put the seat down

by YehYeh17 November 19, 2015

Alabama rumble seat

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.

I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

by Professor ding dangle March 1, 2021

passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.

Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.

by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023

Booster seat

When one person in a friend group is a year younger, they are known as “booster seat”

Where is booster seat? She is too young to be by herself!

by Schmucky May 2, 2021

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.

Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024