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School

The FUCKING worst place ever, you have to follow useless rules, you are told when to eat (and that food is made mostly of shit and piss), and on top of that, you have to spend around 9 or 10 months there, and to make it worse, 6-7 hours a day, and to make it even worse you get around 2 hours of fucking useless homework that you already spent a shitload of your short life "learning about!
Guy 1- Why the fuck do have to do all this useless shit over and over again!

Guy 2- Yeah fuck this fucking school

Guys 1 and 2- School sucks
by hcwdjsbschdfshvdsfglhsdfciuewd October 28, 2013
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School

The end of my existence as a living human being, transcending the species gap turning our brains into tiny pebbles like our cats and dogs have.
Mother: How was school today honey?
Child: eeuhhhcjjjjdjjsjjsxmm jxjdmmsmmnnvvvvvv
by QWE2623 March 6, 2017
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School

A place where you learn useless shit. You cant get up, use the fucking bathroom or have freedom. Then, 7 dreadful hours pass.. well I guess all that work wasn't enough so we get homework that usually takes 1 - 2 hours. I dont think things should be drilled into your mind, learn slowly and smooth. Oh and did I not mention if you break a rule you go into detention..
School: 18 years of prison
Prison: hell..
Hell: Terrible.
:( FUCK SCHOOL
by AmyLarkus October 10, 2012
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school

A boring place where you learn and get homework. See homework, education, and learning
i lern aLot frum skool
by Roger March 12, 2005
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School

A place where reluctant children and teens go to learn and do classwork. Often it is a target of insult being called "Hell" "Prison" etc. Of course many of these people don't understand what they have and are too ignorant to see that if they were in differant circumstances they would wish for an education instead of a life of dull physical work. Sure school could be related to that dull physical work but of course it does open oppurtunities to get of it. You just have to get through 12 years.
"At home my parents are strict. They don't let me have a life because they think I'm gonna go and get into trouble, like drugs and other stuff. They don't even know that I'm not that stupid. I like school not because of the stupid work and teachers, but because it's the only place where I can see my friends. Overprotective parents suck."
by Nicolo March 31, 2003
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School

PSYCHOLOGY: This involves talking about rats and dreams. Psychologists are obsessed with rats and dreams. I once spent an entire semester training a rat to punch little buttons in a certain sequence then training my roommate to do the same thing. The rat learned much faster. My roommate is now a doctor. If you like rats or dreams and above all if you dream about rats you should major in psychology.
rats...humm... I dream... rat... ouch... GERROFF!
by Amanda June 24, 2004
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School

I'll School your ass.
Don't make me school you.
by GRR August 27, 2003
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