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Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Carmug.

Ninja Proofing

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.
by Al Benedict December 3, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Proofingmug.

Ninja Brian

the only ninja as far as I know in the band NinjaSexParty
Goddamn Ninja Brian you killed em all
by darkclaw wolfgod February 20, 2022
mugGet the Ninja Brianmug.

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
mugGet the spasm ninjamug.

ninjas on the roof

as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.
by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
mugGet the ninjas on the roofmug.

Nipple ninja

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict
by Nothunterself December 16, 2013
mugGet the Nipple ninjamug.

ninja mode

A mode in which one immediately crouches in the fastest and quietest way possible.
Just chill guys, just chill. Take a break... Ninja mode
by Dream Team Camp August 31, 2013
mugGet the ninja modemug.

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