When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.
by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012
Get the Buffalo Ninjamug. a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Whippedmug. Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.
by jackatthekilns November 10, 2009
Get the Ninja-Signingmug. by WordsImakeup33 September 4, 2015
Get the Ninja bouncemug. Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
Get the spasm ninjamug. by darkclaw wolfgod February 20, 2022
Get the Ninja Brianmug. as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.
by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
Get the ninjas on the roofmug.