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Natural child

They had a natural child
by 459395 April 23, 2023
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Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.
Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection
by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021
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NATURAL OBVIATOR

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 15, 2021
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Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.
by Rubelmans September 22, 2025
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Natural Whomp

When you bend over and hyper ventilate then stand up and hold your breath to replicate the effects of a whip-it
Bro we’re out of whip-its. Just do a natural whomp.
by Oreese November 16, 2025
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Natural November

In Natural November people are not allowed to wear make up. this counts for lip gloss as well
person 1: i was thinking about what to wear tonight

person 2: just remember no makeup because it’s natural November
by game chase November 3, 2019
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Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.
Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night
by trashy menace April 11, 2022
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