Mud rod

A frozen turd

I couldn’t get it up so I used my mud rod as a masturbatory device on my guy

by liveforfash January 1, 2018

mud lips

a derogatory term referring to an african american.

Father says to daughter: You better not be hangin' 'round them mud lips.

by KraigeKrumbly October 24, 2011

Draw Mud

Take a shit.

Tom:I have to crap.

Ron:Gonna go draw mud huh?

by T-dogmoney October 2, 2009

Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 18, 2010

Mud buddy

A gritty, grimy homosexual man. Typically lives in a swampy area amongst the critters. They are known to serenade their lovers with Molly Hachet albums.

That character from Ozark that got electrocuted on the dock, total mud buddy.

by Sumter County Boy February 21, 2019

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 8, 2004

mud slick

A dastardly streak of kaka running down the middle of ones under garments.

Kim had a nice mud slick going this morning.

by MikeyFatRod June 26, 2014