Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015

2:55 meeting

A meeting in which everyone does cocaine to get lively for the rest of the work day.

-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.

"Guys, we are having a 2:55 meeting because today is taking forever..."

"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."

by ElBandito2222 May 14, 2015

dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings

by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

Go to a meeting and chill

Much like the phrase "Netflix and chill" it refers to going to any 12 step self help meeting with another member in the program and returning to either ones residence after to get it on. Also known as 13th stepping.

Hey what are you doing tonight? Want to go to a meeting and chill? I need to get my court slip signed.

by Ilovetoodles July 7, 2016

18 point meeting

It is a round of golf

I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.

by RainDogs June 9, 2018

alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.

One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019