McDonald’s

Hot garbage

It’s hot but it’s garbage tho. It’s McDonald’s

by @thee_averi April 25, 2022

McDonald County Snack Tray

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.

My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!

by Mccountychubbybuddy December 17, 2024

McDonalds

A restaurant chain that people who willingly stand for the national anthem at American basketball games eat at.

Can you believe it, Earl? If our team wins the basketball game, McDonalds will give out free french fries for showing our game tickets at the drive thru window! I'm sure proud to be an American!

by Inlovewithabsol March 27, 2025

Ronald McDonald’s Cunt

Either a penis or vagina. Who knows nowadays?

Look it’s Ronald McDonald’s cunt

by Long shorts 59 May 15, 2020

Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.

Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023

mcdonald order

can I get uhhhhhhh number 4 with extra large fries? can I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also get a large sprite? for the sauces can i get 3 ketchups, 2 ranches and big mac sauce, with some extra big mac sauce, and some more big mac sauce, and a little more big mac sauce? thanks

“mcdonald order”
-mcdonald order

by TheEndDragon December 19, 2023

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019