Snail mail

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

by jimbomcc June 1, 2017

Maili

A lying, deceiving, manipulative person who is only interested in self benefit. She will make friends just to fuck them all over. It dosent take long for others to realise she is a lying bitch who will stab you in the back. A Maili is a two faced person who dosent care about others.

Person A: my best friend is Maili
Person B: did you hear what Maili said about you?

by @wholefoodsmarket October 5, 2019

Brenda mail

The mail which we get from that certain person we all know who believes every single one of her friends would appreciate getting every G.D. piece of email she gets forwarded to them. She never cleans them up either, so all the forwarded and forwarding address's show. Also included are those chain emails which state they have to be forwarded or bad luck would ensue.

Damn! MY inbox just got crammed full of Brenda mail! She's getting periously close to my blocking her.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2012

maclovia

Maclovia is a female who is mostly mean or considered a bitch. But she's known for having big titties.

Person 1:" Maclovia's a bitch"
Person 2:" A bitch with some tits"

by Jakefromstatedarm June 15, 2017

magic mailbox

Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...

Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...

College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...

Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...

Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...

Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.

by v83image August 23, 2009

mailbox

One of the many ways that heterosexual male friends show each other their genitals to be funny. Kindof like giving somebody the brain or the batwing, the mailbox is the act of flipping the erect penis upward, exposing the scrotum, thereby "raising the flag."

Yeah, he gave me the mailbox. He raised the flag.

by Alfonso Johnson August 13, 2010

Snail mail

Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail

Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016