When your weightlifting partner, who is spotting you during the bench press, lets a testicle slip down and out of his nutter shorts.
by Beardking01 June 04, 2018
Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 08, 2018
The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
by Guy Snyder September 16, 2014
a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex
by the_chocolate_juggernaut July 27, 2007
1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
by NotRyanReally January 26, 2004
While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.
Well...all the others are totally stupid!
Well...all the others are totally stupid!
by ChickenWaffleFanny November 13, 2007
by icechris August 30, 2011