cheese lord

a immensely powerful crab also the brother of the crab lord

person 1: "did you hear about the cheese lord"
person 2: "no?"
person 1: "he blew up my minecraft house yesterday"

by i love all tyoes of cheese June 18, 2021

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is also known an the uk’s top shagger

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

lord jolam

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin

all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z

by sir balero May 24, 2023

lord of the flies

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots

Fuck Lord of the Flies

by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023

Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023

Spa Lord

A gentleman that frequents rub and tug parlours until he bankrupts himself.

Did you see that spa lord he has been wanked to the last dollar!

by TheRealSlimSlippery73 September 9, 2022

Lord Wejust

(n) A proper name for God that is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical Christians in parachurch organizations (such as InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, Campus Crusade for Christ, and The Navigators) and mindless youth ministries during group prayer in a vain attempt to soften their language and hide their narcissism. It's origin is the collapse of the default prayer phrase "Lord, we just..." A phrase containing irony in that, while supposedly praying to God, one expresses what are more likely their own desires/opinions arrived at without thoughtful discernment.

When praying: "Lord Wejust want to thank you for being you. Lord Wejust want to praise you. Lord Wejust want you to call down your heavenly fire on those unbelievers/Iraqis/pro-choicers/homosexuals because of the truth of your Name."
OR
"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)

by United Methodist Seminary Student September 9, 2005