The local town bike, she sucks cock for rock and will finger blast your arse for 5 pound while you toss yourself off over grannies underwear listening to classical music. She also likes to squirt water up her arse from the tap and shoot it out at random people.
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A small sub-category of car cultures “Ricers” Often found at the local 7-11 or with their car wrapped around a pole. They can be heard at night on your local streets breaking the sound barrier.
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Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
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