jew jitsu

A jew that knows Jujitsu.

He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!

by Rolle42 April 18, 2008

Jew Berry

The cereal I will create with honey oat crunches in the shape of the star of david and little marshmallows in the shapes of yamikas, manuras, tips of circumcised penises, dollar signs, and kosher hot dogs. There will also be little cereal berries included to add some flavor. Each box of cereal includes a barcode temporary tattoo for the young ones.

"Mom, can we get some Jew Berry cereal for breakfast??"

by Enya Zupakolos October 9, 2008

Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

jew bed

When someone is having sex in the same bed as you, and you're not involved in it.

"I didn't get much sleep last night because I was involved in a jew bed."

by ToriTwoTitts March 2, 2010

Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.

Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe

by Lear45 September 4, 2010

Jew Beard

When you cut off your pubic hair and apply it to someones face.

"whoa dude, jon lee passed out, lets give him a Jew Beard"

by dennis schaeffer May 12, 2010

Jew-bot

A robot that violently enforces Jewish doctrine. Its right arm terminates with a rusty blade, utilized in impromptu Gentile circumcisions. Its left arm dispenses yamekahs onto uncovered male heads, and its fingers double as menorah lighters. Comes equipped with an internal Gentile detector.

That Jew-bot will NOT have my foreskin!

by Jewel Keller November 10, 2008