January 9

Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.

Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9

by Justabadbitch October 16, 2019

January 11th

January 11 is national straight day. This day, no matter the sexuality is, you are straight today, you cant be gay in any way. People born on January 11 are straight no matter what and can't be called gay.

Damn he is born on January 11th we can't call him gay.

by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019

january 20th

The day America will collapse in on itself.

Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!

Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!

by MathWiz248 January 17, 2017

january 1

the day the best man on this earth qian kun was born

“holy shit it’s january 1st, the day qian kun was born”

by yutagay October 16, 2019

January 23rd

A BAD BITCHES BIRTHDAY 🤪🕺🏽💋.

Friend : Hey when’s your birthday ?
Me : January 23rd a bad bitches birthday 😂!

by Money but 123057292 October 27, 2019

January 21st

A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.

Me: hey it January 21st
Friend: ok so?
Me: let me suck your big toe

by Kaylee Sanchez November 1, 2019

January 9th

January 9th is the one day of the year where everyone is happy.

Gabe: Why are you so happy today?
Me: Because!! It’s January 9th!!

by platypusliver November 7, 2019