Tuesday

The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.

“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”

by MLG Patotato May 9, 2018

Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon

A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.

“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”

by honalele August 21, 2022

Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam

Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)

by RoadG February 21, 2018

Taskforce Tuesday

Taskforce Tuesday (and Taskforce Thursday) are two days of the week when the Strike Force/Narcotics Cops in Philly do the most work as far as arresting dealers and customers.

Nah I'm stayin' in today bro, it's Taskforce Tuesday.

by Ghostiano June 5, 2023

Tuesday

Titty tuesday

Titty tuesday flash your boyfriend

by Jman 6 January 27, 2023