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Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
Come in and watch me petting my koala!
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
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petted

the very correct way of spelling the past tense of "pet"
person 1-"i just petted my dog"
person 2-"petted is not a word"
person 1-"shut up"
by leonkennedyz December 21, 2022
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Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.
The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.
by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021
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mexican autism powered pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025
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porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.
"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"
by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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Pet

Oh yeah! My pet Lennox is so pretty don’t you think?
by bath_matt3 July 17, 2023
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