Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Hawk Attack

The feeling of almost having a heart attack when the Seattle Seahawks are losing late into the 4th quarter.

The Seahawks gave me another hawk attack last night with that come from behind win late in the 4th quarter.

by Mr12 October 11, 2020

hawk tuah

spitting on that thang, usually used when giving someone a handjob
hɔkʰ tʼɤ̂

You: "Gotta give em that hawwk tuah, and spit on that thang"
me: "Ew what the fuck i dont want a hawk tuah"

by nyxorgoescrazy November 15, 2025

Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.

You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?

by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022

Hawk 'Em Down

To chase them down, to catch up.

"I already dropped his mans, I still hawk 'em down!"

by sosa's def April 5, 2024

hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.

girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.

by gurrrllll August 24, 2011