hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

hard bap

a young kid usually a townie who gets into trouble a lot.
see gutter snipe

by who made u king? June 16, 2003

Hard Reset

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.

I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!

by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

Harding Highschool

Harding highschool is where people love to clout chase. They act as your friend until you get into some shit and don’t help you at all. Therefore Harding has fake people.

I go to Harding highschool. Oh you must be a fake ass nigga then.

by RealistNiggaEver November 8, 2019

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017