Albanian Handshake

To grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand

I gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!

by WheatonWhitie69 September 8, 2010

Chicago Handshake

A form of greeting first made popular on Chicago's South Side during the 1920's.

As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.

BANG! BANG!

"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"

"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand

like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick

in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"

"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"

"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."

"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself

a Chicago Handshake."

by Ghost Car Operator April 14, 2020

Irish Handshake

Receiving a handjob from a girl while puking from being too drunk.

"OMG, you just puked all over the floor and this girl just gave you a irish handshake....what a whore"

by Greg Dickinson April 21, 2006

Irish Handshake

When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.

"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"

by William Winslow April 23, 2006

handshake

* azure gives Jerds The Handshake™

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

oklahoma handshake

The Oklahoma handshake occurs when an individual chokes their sexual partner with one hand, while taking pictures with their smartphone in the other.

My girlfriend asked me to make it more exciting, so I gave her an Oklahoma handshake!

by RufusT January 1, 2014

Michigan Handshake

A blow job from someone you met very recently, especially when from a white woman.

Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."

by habanegro May 31, 2015