Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

grass

the thing you don’t touch

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR

by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.

by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

Grass

Something you've never touched because you spend your free time in the urban dictionary

Person 1: hey, ima go touch grass.

You: what's grass?

by .Sir July 11, 2022

Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.

The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.

by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

grass sucker

A slang term for vegan or one who enjoys plants just a little too much.

Stop being such a grass sucker and let me guzzle this sausage in peace.

by Philyouup March 19, 2024

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024