Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise

by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021

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Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

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gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

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Drive-thru Gooch

The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up

Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat”

by Vagabond Wolf September 21, 2022

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The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.

Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"

by The Wordenator September 2, 2016

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