green blood

a metaphor for describing an excess of THC in your system. usually said after doing a lot of marijuana, or continuous usage of marijuana

"so you've gotten high everyday for the last passed two weeks?"
"YEAH BRO, I GOTS GREEN BLOOD"

DOCTOR: "Sir, i'm afraid to tell you that you have green blood"
MAN:"haha yeah, gettin' high errday buddy"
DOCTOR:"hook me up with some of that dank shit yo"

by discidium December 30, 2010

green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

by Mic August 5, 2004

Green Bay Packer

The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.

Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."

Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."

by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018

Green Drank

Similar to purple drank in that it uses cough syrup; however, this concoction is the result of mixing a quarter of a bottle of nyquil with yellow amp. The flavor is reminiscent of blueberries and lemonade whilst the hue of the resulting drank is green...very green. As if the hulk jerked off a load of green gooey hulk cum into a Styrofoam cup, this drink has the power to spawn new little green drank babies..not really. It'll probably just put you in a coma or get you a little fucked up.

Bill: "Man, is that purple drank?"
Jim: "Hell naw! This shit her' be green drank."
Bill: "Damn, that that hulk cum shit?"
Jim: "Fuck yah!"
Bill: "I heard that shit'll fuck up yo kidneys and stop your heart."
Jim: "..." (Falls to ground)
Bill: "Shit."

by Drinkmeister February 20, 2011

green apple

the most delicious curvacious type of booty

Gary: did you see the green apple on that girl?
Chase: pretty sure that was a guy.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

green jackets

an annoying group of teenagers who are immature little brats who are prude and scared of any sexual references

Sally & Jane- "ewwwwww it's a penis!!!"

Dylan- "WOW they are such green jackets!"

by caity404 January 17, 2009

green dragon

Green Dragon is an alcoholic beverage made by leaching the buds, leaves, or stems of the cannabis plant in a high-proof clear alcohol. The THC dissolves into the alcohol resulting in a dark green or brown liquid.

Ever seen Scent of a Woman on green dragon?

by nicholec82 April 29, 2010