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fucking loser

Pussies that find their identity by typing definitions in this site.
"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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fucking idiot

A fucking idiot defines the worst kind of person; a person you wouldn't mind running over with a 400 tonne tank while their kids watch the blood and guts fly everywhere in a beautiful explosion. A fucking idiot, resembles someone with Trisomy 21, but with lessend side affects. I mean, they could be retarted, but they're not. There's a reason they call it "fucking idiot" rather than just "idiot". This is because this particular person with an IQ that makes their age probably has that extra twinkle of idiocy. Every word they speak has a tinge of "kick me down the fucking stairs." These fucking idiots make you want to pull your hair out because you rather bleed, and suffer in excruiating pain, if only to experience the sweet release of death, because it is the only way to get away from "fucking idiots". Now don't get the phrase fucking idiot confused. If fucking is used as a verb, this may mean something very different. You may be thinking of someone called an "idiot fucker".
"Hey" said Paul to Stacey, "look at that Jake Paul-er dabbing over there. He's being a fucking idiot!"
by Ah D poo October 9, 2017
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fucking-A

used in the 80's to express deep feeling.
"Fucking-A that girl has great ta-tas!"

"Fucking-A! I failed that test!"

"Fucking-A, that was a great concert!"
by iosonnodio October 30, 2004
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fucking whore

An unusually promiscuous woman. The phrase is often used as an insult even if sexual behavior is not considered.

Yes; Ooo she a bad bitch.
"Suck harder you fucking whore!"
"Run you fucking whore!"
"Help me bury this fucking whore"
by Kaddock November 8, 2013
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Fucking Day

Fucking Day Is On April 21 Basically Is Like You Can Fuck Any Girl You Want For 24 Hours And After That You Can't Be A Manwhore anymore
Guy 1 Bro I Fucked SOOOOOO MUCH BITCHES TODAY I'm A Man Hoe😥😥

Guy 2 Don't Worry It's Fucking Day And Also I Fucked Half The Population Today😉
by Samurai Clarke April 17, 2019
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fucking lizard

the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, "you look like a fucking lizard", you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.
you look like a fucking lizard. (mexican accent)
by muhfuhnuh January 5, 2009
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Fucking with the Stars

1. An act to get one's self into the entertainment industry.

2. A Reality TV show in the future that partners C-list celebrities with professional porn stars. Each week, they'd do a different position and be judged by three judges. The audience at home would then call in to vote for the couple that had the best performance of that intercourse position. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars.
1a. Kevin Federline was definitely fucking with the stars.
1b. Flavor Flav just found out that Bee-Ex was fucking with the stars.

2. Fucking with the Stars will debut on HBO 5 years from today.
by mnihnuht March 14, 2008
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