1. A nickname for a hippy
2. A child born out of wedlock
3. A soft, down to earth, Sensitive, kind, and Love nature A lot person
2. A child born out of wedlock
3. A soft, down to earth, Sensitive, kind, and Love nature A lot person
1. "He had his flower child days, he was so funny."
2. "All we know is that my cousin is having her a flower child."
3. "She was cool with him breaking her heart. She was a flower child."
2. "All we know is that my cousin is having her a flower child."
3. "She was cool with him breaking her heart. She was a flower child."
by 459395 April 25, 2023
Get the Flower child mug.A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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1. Dishwasher
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.
by martin looter king jr. December 18, 2021
Get the Flower fan mug.Braddy is a cute and good flower
He loves make friend
He want being the friend of everyone
And he here for his friend
He like say "Braddy is your best friend !"
He loves make friend
He want being the friend of everyone
And he here for his friend
He like say "Braddy is your best friend !"
by Peregfghhhhj January 3, 2020
Get the Braddy the flower mug.When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @
Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!
by Idontevenknow520025 September 25, 2017
Get the flower petaling mug.A grim euphemism referring to the pervasive and often hidden danger of unexploded ordnance (UXO) in various Asian countries, particularly those impacted by the Vietnam and Korean Wars. The term highlights the significant number of dormant landmines and other explosive remnants of war that continue to litter landscapes, posing a severe threat to civilian populations. The "flower" aspect of the phrase alludes to the appearance of certain mine triggers or fuzes that protrude from the ground, bearing a superficial resemblance to a blooming flower, thus deceptively blending into the natural environment. This term underscores the deadly legacy of conflict and the ongoing humanitarian crisis caused by these unseen hazards.
"In some parts of Southeast Asia, a walk through the fields can be a real minefield of 'Oriental Flowers,' though thankfully, they rarely have much of a fragrance."
by HELSeker June 16, 2025
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