a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
Get the branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friendmug. by Chicken mc buttface June 28, 2020
Get the Best friendsmug. There are many definitions for best friend. But to me a Best friend is:
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of
Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of
Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.
Best friend would do this
Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!
Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!
by Id rather not say. August 24, 2023
Get the Best Friendmug. Someone that you are best friends with but at the same time you are dating the person but keep people out of the blue about the entire situation. Basically dating someone that people cant know you are dating.
by Anoynymous_defenitions April 29, 2019
Get the Best Friendmug. The girl best friend will always wonder why you chose another girl when she was the one always there for you.
A: Wait your dating ____? I thought it would have been ____.
B: Yeah but she’s just my girl best friend.
A: Bro she loves you tho
B: Maybe I’m blind to things that good for me
A: Yeah you’re dumb.
B: Yeah but she’s just my girl best friend.
A: Bro she loves you tho
B: Maybe I’m blind to things that good for me
A: Yeah you’re dumb.
by Thegirlbestfriend September 10, 2020
Get the Girl best friendmug. 
some guys that a girl is close with. they mean well but theyre such jackasses sometimes. they all love each other though
by hsmtms February 13, 2024
Get the guy best friendsmug.