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Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car
F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****
by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024
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david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 1, 2019
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nugget farmer

Where an individual brings up a topic; where they then snob the other persons view.
Hey, Joel you watch last nights Walking Dead episode? Yes, Jerry I loved that one scene. Joel that episode was terrible, the show is literally the worst ever in history of man. Jerry, do you always have to be a nugget farmer for debates, can't you just watch a show and enjoy it?
by purcedure November 22, 2017
mugGet the nugget farmermug.

Farmer

Pejorative term for someone who dresses like a (conservative) farmer, especially used for girls. Wearing e.g. turtle neck sweater (+potentially tartan patterned scarf) + bib-and-brace jeans overalls + boots. Conservative clothing style, no cleavage, no short skirt.
M: Girl, you dress like a farmer!
A: Don't you have nothing better to do? Fuck off!
by baddestman January 4, 2020
mugGet the Farmermug.

Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.
"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."
by dongsilla December 13, 2014
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Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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