Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.

“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)

Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there

by Baller life January 7, 2017

Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.

A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”

by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022

farmer cookie

A normal cookie you can buy from Rewe that has no relation to farmers.

Yo let's go to Rewe and buy some farmer cookies and Spezi

by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023

david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them

i got that david farmer dick

by Antoine, M June 1, 2019

Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).

She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.

by Saviii January 23, 2023