Douben

A douban is a slang term that is called someone that is acting like douchebag/dick /bastard pronounced (DO-Ben)

Man - who is that guy?
woman - don't know but I heard he's a douben

by Whosthatguy? February 25, 2011

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two

Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

Douchabaga

another word for "douchbag" ...just funnier to say XD

your a fuckin douchabaga

by wilmhigh July 14, 2011

deucemorrow

The day after tomorrow.

Tomorrow is completely booked, however I may be able to fit you in at one o'clock, deucemorrow.

by dmoney1313 September 2, 2012

deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

by madworld May 31, 2013

Deuce-buddy

When an individual sits in the stall directly next to yours in a public restroom. Many times are are other stalls available, however the individual chooses to sit next to you.

While I was in the restroom, some jerk came in and wanted to be my "Deuce-buddy".

by JYates3 August 19, 2013

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014