Deez Nuts

Your family jewels

precision

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem

by Milked my family jewels September 4, 2018

Deez

deez nuts

Who's candice?! Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?!

by Pumpkin_King January 8, 2022

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM

Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

DEEZ

a word to describe male genital parts

Nigga 1: have you heard about that hori cunt taotu?
Nigga 2: yes cunt heard he had tiny deez

Logan: *nigga*

by horny nigga 69 April 9, 2022

Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

deez huevos

Translation to "deez eggs" in English. Slang for "deez nuts".

"Hey man, what did you get from the store?"

"I got some cheese, bacon, and deez huevos."

by getpornedon January 1, 2022