dangerection

the potential erection at inappropriate times.

apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...

Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.

by no comma momma May 13, 2010

Danger Fart

1. A danger fart is effectively the same as Shart but sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.

*Pulls face and strains to fart, but stops abruptly*

Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!

by muelman May 20, 2011

clay digger

1) A gay male who enjoys digging his dick into another gay male's ass.

Bill is a clay digger.

by Unknown120210 August 10, 2009

Gene Digger

An unattractive female that purposely gets pregnant by an attractive male in order to inherit the males good looks towards their child. Most tend to kiss the male's families ass in order to find approval and attach themselves.

He was finally drunk enough to sleep with her so she lied and said she was on birth control so she can jack his genes.

She realized he had other girls on the side so she forgave him anyways but secretly sped up her inner gene digger and got pregnant quickly.

by UCantStealMyGenesCauseImAGrl92 April 16, 2011

Fame digger

A fame digger is a person that associates with someone popular, solely for the purpose of being famous. It's like a gold digger, but for popularity.

Ugh. Look at Stacy. The only reason she's friends with billie eilish is so she can get more followers on instagram. She is such a fame digger.

by Starquti December 24, 2019

Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.

Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies

by Antz0r September 30, 2005

Grave Digger

A monster truck known for being driven by Dennis Anderson (the owner and creator of Grave Digger) This truck was widely known for its black and green motif with red headlights and a graveyard scene. it is a signature truck for the motorsport Monster Jam. Its theme song is Bad to the Bone. and its home is called Digger's Dungeon

Me: *in the stand screaming* ITS DENNIS ANDERSON IN GRAVE DIGGER!!

Me: *later in bed* Woah too much Monster Jam..

by R.O.B. The savage robot May 12, 2017