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Dirty Flanagan

A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.
Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!
by FLibbidy January 24, 2011
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Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011
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dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.
Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!
by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012
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dirty botelho

the act of a guy putting cum and period blood in a bag then mixing it together then putting it in a cup then both of them drinking it
anthony and nicole was at a raging party last night and they did a dirty botelho it was so gross i almost puked
by fattyandmuscle April 10, 2013
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Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 2, 2013
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Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.
I think I need to make a dirty squeaker
by mregina June 20, 2014
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Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016
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