A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.
Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?
I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.
I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.
I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022
Get the Douchebagmug. Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
Get the Douchebag Marchmug. A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"
by CaptainTuna August 8, 2016
Get the gentleman douchebagmug. Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.
Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.
by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021
Get the Douchebagmug. by DirtMaGirt February 11, 2021
Get the Douchebagmug. An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
Get the Classic Rock Douchebagmug. Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.
by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016
Get the douchebagmug.