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Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
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Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.
I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!
by purple_crow March 8, 2011
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Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.
“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke
by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018
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rosalia's dad

Rosalia's dad is gone
by Quagmiremom April 15, 2023
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adhams dad

adhams dad left him when he was 3
by By adhams mother April 6, 2022
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Elliot's dad

He is gone!!!!
Elliot's dad is gone
by ROGO99 May 18, 2020
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Dad pic

A dad selfie

1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.

2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
Me: hey! Send me a dad pic.
A friend: "literally takes a dad pic"
by Blessed light January 16, 2022
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