cute bean 

the cutest person on the planet to ever exist, they’re smol and very precious uwu

robbie is such a cute bean :3

cute bean by stxxrlex July 21, 2018

cute rage

The insuppressible emotion experienced upon sight of an unbelievably cute animal that causes the brain to overload and create a sensation of rage at the world for having created a creature so incomprehensively adorable and not placed it directly in your lap. Can only be relieved by punching or smashing a nearby object and then talking in a crazy voice about how you want to smash said animal's face or pull its ears off when in reality it is so precious that if it crawled up to you you'd just dissolve into a puddle of goo.

Person 1: "Look at the fluffy baby bunny on Zooborns!"
Person 2: ***CUTE RAGE*** "OH MY GOD IT'S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO RIP ITS LITTLE EARS OFF!"

cute rage by EmLove August 20, 2013

cute cumber 

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

cute cumber by Red smoke November 17, 2014

Cute as fuck

You

“Wow you looked cute as fuck today

Cute as fuck by Finky_father_figure January 29, 2019

cute af 

Cute af is a slang term meaning "cute as fuck."

Yo dawg that gurl cute af

cute af by Shhdkshwhsndd November 21, 2015

cute girl scary 

When a girl is so cute, yet intimidating, that she gives off a scary persona. These girls tend to delegate tasks to others in true lady boss fashion, but do so in such a sweet manner that you don't even notice that you're doing her bidding.

Raphael: Alexandria is really freaking cute.
Nathan: Yeah, but she's so intimidating!
Raphael: She's cute girl scary.

cute girl scary by raphattack June 20, 2013

Cute jeans 

A term of endearment for someone who’s cute!

You’re cute jeans
Jake is cute jeans

Cute jeans by Ebbsbebs November 5, 2018