Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
by kit fistbro November 09, 2010
by sheshkable March 17, 2009
The cock of a Lebanese man that is 6.6 inches when hard and is one of the biggest penises in the world. Many white girls love this type of dick because it’s owner is likely cut and Muslim. Furthermore it has an extremely high volume of cum and it tastes delicious overall, something white Girls want that white guys don’t have.
by Xyzabc69 June 24, 2019
Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!
by Oi! Your Ass Off January 19, 2007
the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.
Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!
by mikki55 February 08, 2006
Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
by \/\/ February 21, 2004