Chris Hansen

The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*

by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

Chris Mac

A crack head with chapped lips who either cheats or is cheated on. He is often cycled very hard by a stripper like girlfriend.

Chris Mac bought Rory a Gucci belt and she got with a Greek the next night.

by Deepdickdan February 14, 2019

Chris Sharma

The most badass pebble wrestler of the Universe. The rock whisperer. The rock climber that single-handedly changed the climbing industry. The man we wish we could be. He is the Rock NAVY Seal. The Chuck Norris of climbing, he makes the rocks come to him. Ok so he is a BAMF, end of story!

If you Chris Sharma the rock, the rock will do what you say.

by Dale Yeah January 30, 2010

Chris Leavins

The funniest guy on the internet today. writer, director, and producer of the internet show Cute With Chris, which has won numerous awards by popular vote. If you are that interested, WATCH THE SHOW DAMN LAZY!

Chris Leavins rocks.

by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

chris cornell

The best vocalist of all time.

of Soundgarden and Audioslave

I saw Chris Cornell with Audioslave last night, man he was fuckin awesome!

by Alex Kats May 24, 2005

Chris Adams

total manwhore who every catholic school girls wants in bed. wears rings, skinny jeans, and has sex hair 24/7. can and will get every girl he can.

Emily: Oh my gosh is that Chris Adams?!
Cindy: Yes! Let's follow him, he's so hot!

by school girlll July 6, 2010

Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009