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Colombian Mudslide 

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.
Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

Colombian froth 

The body fluids left on a person's upper lip or mustache after performing oral sex on somebody else, similar to a milk mustache of semen or vaginal fluid.
Bro 1: "Dude, Kyle went down on his girl last night and woke up with Colombian froth on his mustache."
Bro 2: "I guess he was saving the flavor for later."

Colombian froth 

The residual body fluids, often foamy and sticky, that remain around a person's mouth or on their facial hair after performing oral sex on another person, similar to a milk mustache of semen or a facial mask made of pussy juice.
Frat bro: Dude, I went down on my chick last night. It was crazy.
Buddy: I know, you still have Colombian froth all over your face.

Colombian shuffle 

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.

Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.
Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.