Opiate Cock

A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.

"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

gnats cock

A very tiny measurement.

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'

by softmint April 29, 2014

cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock

My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...

by pdpColonel September 11, 2005

cock sparrer

An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.

Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!

by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008

cock worship

the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.

Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!

by mikki55 February 13, 2006

Cock Pump

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

by \/\/ February 21, 2004

your cock

Small.

"Wow your pay is like your cock. Small."

by Radikid June 11, 2018