french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

Carrot

bum fart poo

You are a carrot.

by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

carrot

orang.

carrot am orang.

Carrot am orang. - steve jobs

by Cheesy Weezor July 27, 2020

Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.

Hey, I found a dead carrot!

by MrMeow November 21, 2017

Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.

“Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”

by Daddy lover122 February 17, 2024