jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

by Stalecake April 23, 2015

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat

Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.

by Whenyouknowthehood October 9, 2016

raisin cake

One who appears to be out of place, usually related to social class.

Looking like a raisin cake, he wore a tank top, shirts and flip flops in the first class section.

by WakeWorld February 28, 2016