The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.
"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."
by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006
Get the unwritten blowjob rulemug. The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)
*le gf comes up from giving you head*
(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)
*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*
(Makes gf happy)
(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)
*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*
(Makes gf happy)
by SatansHelper69 November 27, 2013
Get the After Blowjob Kissmug. A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
by Naystee Neight June 9, 2016
Get the cotton candy blowjobmug. I gave Justin a blowjob and we didn't tell anyone. It was fun! Blowjob: suck a guy until he cums:) so happy national blowjob day
by Dariensmithhhh April 11, 2017
Get the National blowjob daymug. by Billysexboi May 25, 2018
Get the National BlowJob Daymug. by dhfhds June 7, 2011
Get the blowjobs after marriagemug. 15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...
Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!
by Retrohomeslice April 22, 2014
Get the donut and blowjob daymug.