Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 07, 2021

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Raider Blanket

The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.

Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.

by raidermom23 July 26, 2015

Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 05, 2022

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 30, 2020