blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

Pigs in a Blanket

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.

Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.

The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.

by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019

blanket fin

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."

by lil-nugget February 5, 2013

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025