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DIY Birthday Divorce

When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.
Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole
by MooDank August 31, 2016
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April Birthday Gurl

Quarantined:The year it all went to shit. Who ever said a person can't change the world never undercooked a bat before and it shows.
I feel so bad for Krystal because she was an April Birthday Gurl!
by KootieKween April 12, 2020
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first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
by von groovy February 28, 2019
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November’s birthday gift

If you were born in November you don’t have to participate in no nut November and you have no negative repercussions
Person 1: Hey are you be participating in no nut November
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard
by Za hando November 7, 2021
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Pam Birthday Drunk

A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum
by sailorpax January 17, 2017
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Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011
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