beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.

She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.

by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016

beaver hitter

penis

Wanna see my beaver hitter?

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Beaver whistle

A Smalls glass pipe like cylinder to smoke illegal things out of

Sucking in like a straw to make the beaver whistle sounds to attract other beavers

by L.C.M.O. August 23, 2018

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

polish the beaver

To furiously rub the clitoris or labia to which the new surface looks clean and shiny

Polish the beaverMe and danica were polishing the beaver last night.
Furiously rubbing her puss

by websters slang February 25, 2015

beaver spout

An aggressive vaginal discharge of an unnatural nature

Oh my god grandmas room was fucked up after that beaver spout accident

by Crazy_Mike August 4, 2014

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021