batter blaster

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.

Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.

by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.

Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.

by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

Butt Batter

Standard Issue Anal Lube

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."

by meesterrain May 11, 2015

South End Buttery

licking butter off someone's buttie-hole

always boy on boy

he took a bagel, rubbed it butter-side-down on his boyfriends butt and then gave him the south end buttery

by Allie Mac April 3, 2009

Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.

In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019