Bastard Slap

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010

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Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

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bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

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gay bastard

one who preferes the penis in the mouth; one who partakes in extremely homoerotic activities

Damn!! that guy is an extremely gay bastard.

by X February 25, 2003

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Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

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