Basket

This is a code name for whoever you like...

y/n's Friend: OMG LOOK ITS YOUR BASKET
y/n: STFU- oh wait um hi
y/n's liked person: 👁️👄👁️ um hi *relizes they were called basket 😲*

by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc October 27, 2022

Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017

Petaluma Gift Basket

Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above

man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”

by Mateo DeLucca May 26, 2022

fry basket

A women's va-jay-jay after she walks into a bar.

Stay out of my fry basket!

Hey gurl! Let's go back to my place so I can eat that fry basket!

by Helga79! February 6, 2017

Basket ball 2

Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre

John"you wanna play some basket ball 2?"
Matt"hell no, I wanna live."

by Aberham kidney November 29, 2018

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Charleston Basket

A web of snot that's expelled upon sneezing, often unexpectedly, and frequently into one's own hand.

"Man, this cold is killing me. I sprayed a Charleston Basket onto my dashboard on the way in this morning."

by Frank Mackey January 2, 2009