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Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.
Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...
by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016
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Hot Air Balloon

When a person is farts in another’s mouth while having their ass eaten out.
Jasmine filled me a my mouth up with a hot air balloon last night
by Bismallah January 20, 2023
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Glue Balloons

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door
by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024
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Spongebob Balloon

Spongebob Balloon walks in a store and also very scary11!!11!
Person 1: omg did you see that spongebob balloon meme??!!
Person 2: yes it's very creepy!!!!!!!111
by real_brobgonal June 23, 2022
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Balloon

I am feeling very balloonful today
by Johnnybutts69 April 8, 2022
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight
We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon
by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024
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